marcus "sir smokesalot" sexsmith

I'm fine.

[NY CREW]

It's time. Wish me luck.

Dude. Broads totally love me.

Everyone okay?

NY NOIR CREW
Uh, so the smoke show gave me a note.

Meet Bogart.

fuck yeah. sandy's dinner was awesome.

trying to unwind after a bit of cramming, but ames won't quit with the studying. party pooper.

Filtered to Bros - Austin, Joe, Johnny, Lance and William

was i right or what? whenever that parker dude is around, some serious spidey shit goes down. my creepdar goes off like crazy.

I'm thinking of throwing a new year's party at my new condo. Anyone game or is there something else going down this year?

Filtered to Students

Just put a down payment on a condo in the city. It's no Venice, but it's pretty damn close to perfect. Guess this makes me an adult now. Christ.


Anyway, I know it's a Monday but I'm in the mood to get wrecked and celebrate. Anyone want to come along? First round is on me and being the generous guy that I am, I'll get rid of any and all hangovers tomorrow morning.

dudes. a bunch of naked chicks just streaked past me in the capes hallway. they're headed outside.

Anyone been watching V? Aliens and spaceships aren't really my thing, but it's a damn interesting show.

Private to Scott

Got any more of the those brownies lying around?


Private to Hanselle

You know what I haven't had in awhile? Easy Mac.

Uh, so I might've volunteered myself to play a set at Freudian Sip when I was grading papers there this afternoon. Nothing big, just five or six songs. I'm pretty pumped.

I know you've all been inundated with invites and things to do, but if you're bored this Wednesday night, feel free to stop by. If not for me, then for their apple pie lattes. They're fucking amazing.

Now to come up with a set list.

Just realized I've gotten more shit done in the past week than I have in the past two semesters. Think I just learned a valuable lesson.

(Posted immediately after he was teleported.)

Dude, I'm somewhere in the city and covered in glitter. I think I'm being stalked by chicks and chick goblins.

Everyone okay?


FILTERED TO SANDY

I'm coming back ASAP. Are you okay?

Kinda last minute, but if you're up for celebrating before school starts on Monday, there's gonna be a party at my beach house (in Venice) tonight at 9. Text me or Ames for directions if you need them.

Don't worry about bringing anything, refreshments will be served.

Filtered to SVETLANA

Sveta, I don't even know where to begin, but I'm gonna try starting with this: I'm so sorry.

Filtered to AMY

You've heard me apologize a thousand times, but once more won't hurt. Sorry for being a douchebag.

Filtered to HANSELLE

Hey.

Filtered to SANDY WEATHERS

Dean Weathers, I hope you'll let me apologize for my extremely inappropriate behavior over the weekend. I'd understand if you would prefer to look for another assistant, but I just wanted to say that I really think I could do an awesome job and I'm willing to dedicate 110% to it.

/filters

So, this is pretty awkward. Sorry for any douchebaggery on my part. Swear I didn't mean a word of it.

I'm at the house in Venice. My step-grandmother is staying there right now so I'm not alone, but it's kind of awkward. What I'm trying to get at is that I wouldn't mind of few visitors. Kinda wish Ace and Ian were here.

An FYI to everyone who's wondering if I'm okay: I'm fine. Quit fucking asking. I can take care of myself, alright? I could take care of myself even better if I didn't have to stop fighting off zombies every five minutes to reassure someone that I'm alive. Christ.

Last show is tonight. Thanks to everyone who has come out so far. After all those rehearsals, the dancing and the multitasking that being in a musical involves, I'm really happy with how everything turned out Having great co-stars and an awesome crew behind the scenes definitely helped too. Best of all, I managed to remember all my lines this time.

FYI, this officially makes me a triple threat. I think that kid from High School Musical or whatever needs to watch out.

Looks like I have to head to the Neopolis Country Club early on Saturday to check in with Nadine to make sure everything is set up right for V's birthday party. Figured I'd fit in a game of golf while I'm at it. Anyone want to come along? There's room for three more people.

Seriously, Ames. Give my key back. That was not cool.

In other news, for the first time ever, I think I'm too hungover to cure my hangover. Send help.

You know, this whole parenting thing isn't so bad. Rick's pretty chill as far as fake babies go. I'm thinking of getting something to carry him in though, cause I'm pretty sure stuffing him in my book bag won't fly. Oh, and Ames? Keep in mind that I can go days without sleeping. It'd be awesome if I didn't have to, though, so can I have my extra key back?

[Private to Hanselle]
I have shrooms.

Surprise. I'm more coordinated than I expected. The whole dancing part of the musical isn't as bad as I thought it'd be.


You can mock now.

My family is so fucked up.